OF RECESSION AND APPRAISALS

So, I have this friend whose dad is genetically condescending, and whose blatant sarcasm irks me. I go the whole hog to avoid him as much as possible.

However, he did make an observation that was almost funny in one of those terrible Somalia-esque joke sorta ways.

He told another friend: If your company does not fire you in this sort of job climate, it's akin to a promotion. I can hear him smirking, already.